Kopak ok!

Hari ni sgt penat. Balik lambat lg.. Byk lg benda for this coming event xsiap lg..Adeh.. lupa lak nk bgtau. Jumaat – Ahad ni ade FIM 2008 @ PWTC. Start esk, aku dh kena ada kt pwtc. Pas lunch, aku dh ke sana. Kol 8 mlm, ade taklimat. Tdo kt pwtc la ktorg esk ni…Aku agk lost sbb ni 1^st aku join FIM. So, xtau cmne keadaannya, xleh nk predict anything. So, aku cuma leh wat keje yg sng2 je…kalo yg berkaitan dgn angka, mmg maksu bg aku. Yg byk huruf tu, dia wat la…

Maksu dh bape hari suh aku beli kasot yg comfort sbb kemungkinan berdiri spjg hari masa FIM tu sgt tinggi. Aku igt nk p smlm, tp blk lambat lak… Bila bgtau maksu, dia ajk p arini..Ok la kan… Pg td dh dpt uniform. Ya Allah, besar gile! Xtau la cmne nk pakai! Stlh berbincang, maksu ajk p Pertama, alter baju tu. Park kt Sogo, jln kaki sket ke Pertama. Pas antar baju, msk Sogo balik, & bermulalah pencarian kasot ku. Huhuhuhu…msk Clarks, xde yg menarik. Naik ke tingkat ats, byk choice. Setau aku, yg nk beli kasot, aku. Tp last2, maksu pon beli. Hampeh tol! Aku ikot je mana yg maksu kata ok. Kasot kulit, brand Softfly. Penah dgr x? This brand is from London. 1st time aku dgr. Nk amik Hush Puppies, tp cm xbest selsection kasotnya. Kasot yg ktorg pilih, kasot yg sama pattern, lain kaler je. Aku amik itam, maksu amik coklat. Ade tumit, tp kalo pakai, rasa cm pakai kasot flat je. Best gile! Comfort sgt! Harga pon best. RM200 plus! Kopak aku! Tp xbyr lg nih sbb maksu swap VISA dia. Dia suh byr pas FIM. Elok la tu… time tu aku dh kopak. Hahahahaha.... akan ku korek duit utk membayar kasot yg mahal itu!

Kasot yg mahal itu...

Dh jln2, lapo la plaks...aku dgn bangganya ajk maksu msk mcd. Aku nk beli “Golden Medal Meal. Ala... yg dpt gelas cm dlm iklan tu... yg tu la aku nk. Dpt jugak aku gelas tu. Yg lg best, free, opis aku byr. Hahahahahah... gelas tu dok ats meja skang ni. Utk menjeleskan en shukri. Wakakakakak... best2..

Gelas idamanku.. nmpk x gmbr tu?gambar org main basketball! Jeles x shaz?????

Tiba di rumah, ade benda baru dlm peti ais. Penah tgk x benda ni? Kelapa muda ni, dlm dia jeli. 1st time aku jumpa & makan.. sgt jakun. Hahahahaha...

Sgt cantik kan presentationnya, siap ade sudu lg. mangkok tu dari umah aku la..

isi kandungannya..

Sdp gak. Tp cm muak la... sbb ade kelapa.. aku ni, ayor kelapa pon xminum sgt. Sbb takot demam. Hehehehhe... Mmg la fungsi air kelapa muda tu utk kuarkan panaskan.. Apa la aku ni! X suka cari demam kerana aku sgt senang demam..

Read this!!

Israk Mikraj

Mlm ni, kt masjid aku, ade forum perdana sempena israk mikraj. cm mls nk pegi. sbb this week aku bz, smlm pon blk lmbt..tgk la nnt... Smlm aku smpai umah, tekejot tgk bihun 5 bungkus. Upenye, mak nk anta ke masjid. Pg ni, ade masak2 utk malam nnt. Frankly speaking, sejak pas take over masjid, mcm2 aktiviti diorg dh buat. 1 je belom, tendang org2 xguna yg dh memecahbelahkan masjid tu! So, pg td, mak masak bihun utk anta ke masjid. Mak mmg suka aktiviti cmni. Kesian tgk dia msk sorg2. aku pon tolong la... Moga2, dpt gak pahala, walaupon aku xdpt tolong org msjid masak pg ni...Nk menghantar bihun ke masjid, sng je, aku stop kt kedai kopi, "Pak cik Jalil, mak suh dtg umah. Amik bihun." hahhahahaa... sng keje aku! YB pon ade kt situ. bgs! mesra rakyat! Jgn menyombong xtentu hala ye YB. mak kata kalo dia menyombong, siap hang! Gulingkan saja. hahahahaha... Malaysia kan mengamalkan demokrasi.. eh.. Demokrasi ker????????

A story

This story i got tru email. 1 of my client email this to me. Enjoy reading. From the bottom of my heart, Tun is the best PM. Nobody is as good as him. Believe me!


THE FINANCIAL CRISIS OF 1997 - 1998
By Nor Mohamed Yakcop

A moment comes, which rarely comes in a lifetime, when a particular event redefines a person's life and changes the course permanently. For me, the meeting with Dr. Mahathir Mohamad in Buenos Aires (Argentina) on the evening of October 3, 1997 was such an event. It enabled me to devote the next 6 years of my life working for Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, meeting him almost daily. In the process, it enabled me to see, at very close range, the abilities of this great man http://www.chedet.com/2008/06/oil-price.html > .

The combination of many noble qualities in one person is rare, and it is this unique combination that has enabled Dr. Mahathir Mohamad to transform Malaysia from an otherwise typical third world country into a thriving and vibrant nation, well on the way to become a developed nation. It is also this combination of qualities that enabled Dr. Mahathir Mohamad to save Malaysia from becoming another IMF nation during the financial crisis of 1997 - 1998.

I am often asked about my involvement in the recovery plan implemented on September 1, 1998. It began on September 29, 1997, when I received a telephone call from the office of Dr Mahathir Mohamad informing me that the Prime Minister wanted to see me. The PM was in Cuba at that time, and I asked (in jest) if I was to meet the Prime Minister in Cuba !
I was told (not in jest) that he will be arriving in Buenos Aires on October 3, 1997 and I was to make sure I was in Buenos Aires at least a day before he arrived. I packed my bags and left for Buenos Aires, and arrived in Buenos Aires on October 2.

The PM arrived the following day at 5 pm and we met immediately at his suite. He informed me that he had asked many people to explain to him what was causing the financial crisis but no one was able to give him a satisfactory reply. He asked me whether I could explain to him what exactly was happening.

I asked him how much time he had, and he said two hours. I explained to him how the forex market works, about short positions and long positions, about hedging and how currencies are borrowed and sold, the difference between "bid" and "offer" and how funds can be transferred from one country to another at the click of a button. I also explained how the equity market works and the relationship between the forex market and the equity market. Dr. Mahathir hardly said anything, asked one or two questions, and listened intently.

After two hours, he had to end the meeting to get ready to go for an official dinner. He asked me about my plans for the night and I said I had been invited for the same dinner. Dr. Mahathir said to me: You go back to your room and write down all that you have been telling me for the last two hours, and see me at 7 am tomorrow. I went back to my room, skipped dinner, and wrote it all down, finishing at about 6 am.

I saw him the next morning at 7 am and gave him the report. He asked me to take a rest and come back again at 2 pm.. When I returned, he told me that he had read the report and that he now understands what was happening in the financial markets. We started discussing various methods of overcoming the crisis, and our discussions continued when we returned to Malaysia. I met him almost daily for discussion, sometimes at his house and sometimes at his office. We tried a few mechanisms to overcome the crisis, some of which worked initially, but the hedge funds were so strong that it was difficult to proceed successfully with these mechanisms.

In early 1998, Dr. Mahathir Mohamad asked me to explore the idea of imposing an exchange control regime to overcome the crisis. I remember preparing voluminous notes on this subject. Dr. Mahathir went through the notes carefully, and kept asking for more and more details. We went through many rounds of discussion, until he was finally convinced both with the concept as well as the proposed mechanism. The rest, I guess, is history.

Dr. Mahathir also asked me to prepare a paper on how to put an end to Malaysian shares traded in CLOB (Central Limit Order Book) in Singapore. Dr. Mahathir was of the view that an important reason for the falling stock market was the short-selling of Malaysian stocks in CLOB. I prepared the report and Dr. Mahathir understood, for the first time, how exactly CLOB operates. The report, which was also implemented on September 1, 1998, put to an end the trading of Malaysian shares in CLOB.

I should add that the exchange control measures were crafted in such a way as to minimize the control aspects and maximize the outcome. The Prime Minister went through the proposed mechanism many times to make sure that the control elements were as few as possible, but adequate enough to ensure a positive outcome. There were no bureaucratic elements in these measures, such as requiring importers to obtain Bank Negara's permission to import. The Ringgit was also pegged at a level where it was not overvalued. In almost every other country, which imposes exchange control measures and pegs its currency, there would, almost by definition, be numerous bureaucratic controls, and the currency would also be pegged at an overvalued rate.

It is often assumed that the system of exchange control (including fixed exchange rate) that we implemented on September 1, 1998 saved the country. The measures of September 1, 1998 were undoubtedly a necessary condition, but it was not a sufficient condition to overcome the crisis. Malaysia was saved, not by exchange control measures per se, but by Dr. Mahathir Mohamad.

Let me explain. Any other developing country, facing a similar crisis, if it had introduced the measures that we introduced in September 1998, the measures would probably have failed. The fact that in Malaysia these measures succeeded is due to the ability and character of Dr. Mahathir Mohamad. The economy and the financial system, under Dr. Mahathir's leadership, was in a very healthy state-healthy enough for the exchange control measures to be implemented without negative consequences. Moreover, the Prime Minister's hands-on management style enabled quick and timely decisions to be made, which was vital under the new exchange control regime.

Dr. Mahathir, as Prime Minister, had ensured that the Malaysian economy was fundamentally strong. Ringgit was strong and stable. On the back of the currency stability (at RM2.50 against the US dollar) Malaysia was doing very well. At the end of 1996, real Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grew at almost 8.5 per cent and the growth was expected to continue for many more years. The government was enjoying a fiscal surplus. The external debt was low, at 40 per cent of the Gross National Product (GNP). The current account of the balance of payments had narrowed from a deficit of 10 per cent to 5 per cent of GNP, and was expected to improve further. Inflation was at its lowest at 2.1 percent. We had steady growth of over 8 per cent for a major part of that period. And this fundamental strength of Malaysia was a critical factor that enabled the exchange control measures to succeed.

For a period of more than a year after the measures of September 1, 1998 were implemented, the Prime Minister met with a small group of us everyday - 6 days a week - for at least 2 hours to go through various economic data, including data on loan growth, exports, imports, property overhang etc. This enabled the Prime Minister to take quick actions, whenever required. I remember one morning when we were going through the property figures, he looked at me and directed that I should organize a property fair to clear the overhang of properties. I did, and property worth more than RM 3 billion was sold. Even after the crisis was over, Dr. Mahathir continued to meet with the group regularly, though no longer on a daily basis. And Dr. Mahathir continued to go through all the economic data with a sharp pencil.

No other Prime Minister in the world, either in developed or developing countries, employs such a hands-on approach in managing the economy. We can see, therefore, that it was not the exchange control measures per se that saved the country but the man - Dr. Mahathir Mohamad - himself.

The period 1997 - 1998 was, to paraphrase Charles Dickens, the worst of times, but it was also the best of times. The worst conditions brought out the best in Dr. Mahathir Mohamad. There is a saying that a good leader is like good tea - you only know the true quality when he is in hot water !

Throughout the crisis, the Prime Minister was focussed on resolving the crisis. Day and night, he thought of nothing else but the crisis. He read all he could on finance; he kept asking me to prepare notes on various technical issues. Sometimes he was sick with bad flu and cough, but he did not take time off to rest. He was convinced that he had to understand the issues before he could work out the solutions. His native intelligence and ability to focus on core issues were there throughout the crisis. He did not show any sign of fear even at the worst of time, only concern at the fast deteriorating state of the economy. He was, at all times, confident that he would prevail in the end.

I would like to add two additional points related to the financial crisis. The first is that, in implementing the measures of September 1, 1998, Dr. Mahathir not only saved Malaysia but the neighbouring countries as well. Let me explain. When Malaysia imposed its exchange control measures on September 1, 1998, the currency speculators realised that the other affected countries (Thailand, Indonesia and South Korea) could also impose similar controls, and they, therefore, stopped their activities in its track. The speculators backed off. They bought back the currencies that they had sold. This is resulted in the regional currencies appreciating. Moreover, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) was not happy with what Malaysia had done, particularly since, after implementing the measures, we did exactly the opposite of what the IMF wanted us to do, i.e. we lowered our interest rates and injected liquidity into the system. The IMF, therefore, started relaxing conditions in other countries and allowed them to lower their interest rates and allowed them to inject liquidity to stimulate their economies so that Malaysia would not outperform the IMF countries. Therefore, it is no exaggeration to say that Dr. Mahathir Mohamad not only saved Malaysia, but the other affected countries in the region as well - Thailand, Indonesia and South Korea.

My second point is regarding what would have happened if the exchange control measures were not implemented. If the measures were not implemented, many of corporations in Malaysia would have gone under, due to the high interest rates http://jebatmustdie.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/theres-something-about-anwar-alright > . When the corporations fall like dominos, banks would have faced severe liquidity and solvency problems due to the ballooning NPLs. The problems of the banks would have resulted in a credit squeeze, which would have led to another round of corporate failures. The Government's revenue would have fallen drastically as fewer firms would be paying corporate taxes, thereby reducing the Government's ability to stimulate the economy through fiscal policy measures. As a result of the problems faced by corporations and banks, unemployment would have increased substantially, leading to a second round of problems. This is the classic vicious cycle, which could have, in the end, destroyed the social and political stability of the country. This was a scenario that was waiting to happen. It did not happen because of the decisiveness and guts of Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, who decided to take the path less travelled.

We owe Dr. Mahathir much gratitude for what he has done for Malaysia over the last 22 years. Solving the financial crisis of 1997 - 1998 was just one, albeit perhaps the most important, of Dr. Mahathir Mohamad's many contributions to the nation.

On a personal note, over the last 6 years, I have come to admire this great man for his abilities, his high moral values and, most of all, for his sincerity. Certainly, a man like Dr. Mahathir Mohamad is not born everyday.

(23rd. October, 2003)

Souvenir

Last 2 weeks, abg ateh p Cameron Highlands, aku dpt ni















Last week, en shukri lak p Cameron, aku dpt ni -

Aku sgt suka... Sbb org bagi buah tangan... Huhuhuhu....

Akukah Tanggang??

Ni bukan soalan utk aku ye! Ni drama bersiri terbaru kt tv9. Setiap Isnin-Khamis, 8.30-9.30 mlm. Best jugak ceritanya. Pelakon pon stok2 yg leh belako, spesis bukan hafal skrip tp faham skrip. Antara pelakonnya – Fauziah Nawi , Adi Putra, Wan Hanafi Su, Fasha, Almy Nadia, Fizz Fairuz, Maya. Pelakon sume bagus, penulis skrip plak Sharifah Abu Salem, so rasanya boleh la mengharapkan kepuasan slps menonton this series. Enjoy!

Lolipop

Sabtu lepas, aku masuk 1 kedai. Niatnya nk beli lollipop.

Aku : Kak, ni 1 bape?

Kak kedai : Dua posen 1, dik.

Sgt murah, ok. So, aku pon amik 10 batang.

Aku : 4 hengget ye kak sume ni?

Kak kedai : Eh, ape plak. 2 hengget la dik. Kan 10 ni...

Masa tu, aku rasa, ape la bangangnya aku ni. Malu kalo kakak tu tau aku ni belaja akaun. Sgt sengal,ok! Ni la akibat meninggalkan bidang akaun terlalu awl. Hahahahahaha....

Kesan harga minyak kpd TUDM

Dlm inbox email aku, ade 1 email ni. memula igt ape, upenye... jengjengjeng...

wakakakkakakaka...

Treat’s weekend

Kenal x benda ni? Ni la pizza terbaru dari Pizza Hut. Dh lama diperkenalkan tp aku bru berpeluang mkn walaupon bwh opis aku ade pizza hut. Huhuhuhu.. okla rasa dia... Ade sosej. Mkn ni pon sbb my nenek’s treat. Hehehehhehe... Ni Dinner treat tau. Bukan lunch! Lunch smlm free gak sbb ktorg p mkn kt Kota Damansara. Maksu wat nasik daging. Sbnrnya dia ajk sume makan kt umah dia sbb nk celeb mak long nk ke Spain. Unfortunately, mak long tukar plan la plak... xjd singgah umah maksu, terus ke KLIA. Flight dia ke Paris kol 11 mlm.. Cm best je sbb dia naik business class.. Dia ke Spain for 2 mths… Bestnya!!!!!!!!! Bukan saje2 je, tp sbb keje… Xkesah la aslkan leh jln free…

So, smlm yg ade tok ndak, mak teh sekeluarga, pak tam & kami… aku p hangkot mak uda dlu sbb kete dia xdpt lg. Pasni, dia lak kena hangkot aku p jln2. aku xkira. Huhuhuhuhu…. Ktorg smpai KD kol 3.10 ptg. Hahahahaa… mmg aku p nk mkn je… kami bwk buah tangan tau! nenek aku msk pajri rambutan. Korg penah mkn x? mst x, kan…. Aku pon xpenah mkn walaupon dh byk kali mak masak sbb sgt exotic, ok! Seram je nk makan. Hahahahaha.. Smpai2 sume dh mkn. Owh… tp kami xmalu pon, dgn selambanya kami makan. Hahahahaha…. Sdp la maksu masak nasik daging. Kena mintak resipi ni! Nnt aku share the recipe ya!

Kenyang kami makan free smlm. Huhuhu… best!!! Sampai umah dh kol 7 lebih.. kete aku msh kotor & bertambah kotor kerana terdapat burung2 liar di sekitar rumah maksu telah melepaskan hajat di tepi kete aku. Adehhh!!!!!! Walaupon dh mlm, aku tetap nk cuci kete aku, kerana aku dh xleh tahan melihat kekotoran itu semua! Pas maghrib, sesi mencuci kete bermula… Hasilnya sgt memuaskan hati aku. Hahahahahahaah… walaupon aku x vacuum kete aku sbb aku xde vacuum, tp still ok. (pecaye x, umah aku xde vacuum sbb xde carpet langsong. Ade tikar je. Huhuhuhuhu..) lpas cuci kete, baru mandi smbil cuci baju lak (aku basuh baju pakai tangan sbb mesin basuh cm dh rosak. L sgt sedih, ok!!! Xmampu nk beli mesin basuh baru lg..)

Kaki aku skt letih sbb perlu memandu jauh. Kete sgt banyak smlm. Sebok je sume nk kuar berjalan2 di hari minggu. Mengganggu pemanduan aku. Hahahahahaha… I need a good rest. Nsb baik aku dh gosok baju. So, boleh la berehat.. Lalalalalala….

Mengidam

Dh berapa hari aku teringin nk makan sup cendawan buatan sendiri. Ari jumaat aku dh p psr mlm, beli bahan2 masakannya. Tp aku xtau bila nk msk. Kena tgk mood. Ari sabtu, spjg hari aku melepak kt Anjung. Bukan wat keje sgt pon. Wat keje lain je. Hahahhaah... tghari aku balik umah sbb nk amik mak, dia p marhaban kt umah sape tah. Dh balik umah, aku teringin nk makan sup cendawan. So, pas zhr, aku pon mula la nk msk... pergh!!! Sgt byk karot aku boh. Mst sgt lazat! Ni bahan2nya... sng je nk wat...

Mushroom, Capsicum, Carrot, Celery, Kiub ayam, Lada hitam, Bawang besar & putih, Halia, Cili api, Garam & gula, asam keping (semua ikot sukati jer!!)

• Tumis semua bawang dgn halia

mskkan air sukati, garam, cili api, kiub ayam, lada hitam, asam keping

mskkan keret, tggu smpai empok sket

mskkan mushroom, capsicum, celery, gula.

xyah lama, tutup api, dh leh mkn…

Sng je kan.... sbb tu aku suka msk sup cendawan. Hehehehhee...pastu mkn dgn nasik. Nasik sikit je, sup penoh 1 mangkok. Pergh! Mmg lazat!! Tp, aku skt perot di waktu malamnya.. maybe sbb perot aku xbiasa makan lada hitam, byk pulak tu lada hitam aku boh. Hahahahaha.... abis isi perot aku kuar. Cet! Yg lg best, aku sorg je yg merana. Org lain ok je. Tetiba aku teringat ayat pakcik aku. Masa tu aku msk tomyam seperiuk, sorg pon xnk makan. Alasan pakcik aku, ”ktorg bukan xnk makan, kaklong. Tp.... takot skt perot.” cis, tp, dh jd nyata smlm. Hahahahahahhahaha.........

Kepentingan pendidikan

As time goes by, education becomes really important. nobody can deny it, right? Tp, hakikat sbnrnya, ramai yg cm ignore the importance of education. Aku nk share a story about one of my fren. aku xde niat nk malukan org, tp just nk share je. plz dont misunderstand me,k!

Dia ni lelaki, spm cukup2 mkn je. Pastu keje.Kalo kita tgk, its a normal thing for a boy to ignore study. aku xphm kenapa. Ramai yg rasa, ala... xbelaja tinggi pon xpe,still leh idop. mmg la leh hidop, tp kemungkinan utk menyusahkan org tu tinggi!Luckily, my grandparents mmg suh ktorg sume belaja. Glad to have them as my atok&nenek! i really do! Kalo grandparents yg lain, kompom suh kawen je kalo xnk belaja. scary things!

Balik pd cite kawan aku.. Dia keje dgn one of establish company. Keje xde la bgs sgt. cm kerani je la..tp still ok sbb ade keje tetap. Then kawen dlm usia yg muda. Skang ni umo dia 24, dh ade ank sorg. a girl. pastu sbb dh ade ank, mst la kena cari side income, so, dia join a MLM business. (i hate business ok!)

Memula, cm ok je. Selalu la cite, leh p sana, p sini. Money is not a problem laa... Then, 1 day, he made up his mind. Nk quit his job, concentrate to his business for full time! What a daring decision to make! pastu, dia sgt sebok coz devote himself 100% to his buzz.. Suddenly, he msg me, just a few weeks ago.. Told me that he wanted a help. Aku cm dh leh agk la... coz aku kan hate business, even i'm in that line, manage company, give direction to company to move fwd, still, i hate business!! And tekaan aku tepat. dia quit business lak, skang ni tgh gila2 cari keje.

U tell me, with that kind of qualification, what type of job can he got? i bukan nk underestimate him. but, its the real situation in today's working environment. eventhough u have a degree, still, it means nothing. believe me! everybody also has a degree. how to compete? Dh jadi cmni, menyesal pon dh x berguna. it means nothing! How to survive? Living cost is increasing, nak xnk still kena cari keje. Time ni baru la mcm2 penyesalan merasok dlm kepala. Tp, its just too late. Kenapa aku ckp lmbt?
1. Silap dr zaman sekolah menengah. If belaja betol2, result ok, should be no prob.
2. nk belaja mlm? sanggop ke????
3. start new business. hahahaa.. cm msk lubang buaya je!

Moral of the story,
1. eduction sgt penting
2. Jgn menggatal nk meniaga kalo xsanggop nk tanggong akibatnya!

So frens, hope this story can made up ur mind. Business is really risky. but, if u can find a good one, nothing to worry. Pandai2 la kalo nk idop kan... Aku pon cari side income gak. tp kompom xkan wat business. Byk lg keje yg leh bg side income. Huhuhuhuhu.... Sesape yg nk wat business, leh wat. Tp seelok2na, keje dlu dgn org. Mahirkan diri dgn pengurusan, then u start urs.. Jgn tergesa2. Ni keputusan sepanjang hayat!

Penghulu segala hari

Harini hari jumaat. Penghulu segala hari. Pg ni spesel sket sbb pas suboh td, aku tolong mak masak kt dapor. Hahahahhahaa... Bukan saja2, tp sbb smlm dh kena sound baek punya! Maklomlaa... aku ni kan pemalas, pandai perintah je...

Aku : Mak, esk wat roti gulong ek.
Mak : Hang bgn, tlg aku msk.
Aku : Mana reti!
Mak : Sbb tu kena bgn tolong aku msk.
Adeh...

So, pg td aku pon tlg laa...Seryes, aku igt sng je nk wat. Upenye, byk step daa... Aku tgk mak wat, pastu aku tolong goreng. Pastu kena marah sbb aku hanguskan roti tu. Xpe laa.. aku suka yg hangus. sdp! hehehehehe...

Ni la hasil roti yg aku goreng. Hahahahah..Dlm ni ade telor, ok! bukan sardin yg cam selalu jual kt kedai tu..

Aku menilai keadaan pg td.. Aku xreti masak. Kalo aku kwen, tinggal dgn mak mertua, kompom tetiap ari kena marah! kesimpulan yg aku leh wat, kalo nk kwen,
1. Jgn tinggal dgn mak mertua pas kawen
2. Cari laki yg dh xde mak. Lg bgs ank tunggal. Xde la kena bantai dgn kakak ipar lak. wakakakakkakaakakaka

Pas makan, aku kuar umah dlm kol 810. Aku smpai opis kol 8.58 pg. Bengong! Sbb2 kelewatan (faktor2 standard jika hidop di KL):
1. Kl berkabus. aku xtau la nk ujan ke jerebu. Sama je....
2. Kete byk kt jln. Cis!
3. Jln yg boleh jadi 2 lane, jd 1 lane je...byk yg lupa kot??

Nasib baik ade radio. Tp pening gak. Xtau nk tune ke mana. Dgr Suri.fm pg ni, best gak sbb ade Kak V. Tp i changed my mind. start from today, nk dgr Sinar.fm. Sbb pg2 dia pasang dangdut. (aku xtau la kalo arini je dia pasang dangdot) Pecaya atau x, dangdut leh release our tensen. Tp tgk gak lagu ape. Kalo yg boleh layan, ok r... Kalo yg over, mmg xleh blah r...

Arini pakai jubah seluar kaler itam... Rasa cm baik sgt. Hahahahhahahahaahaaaaaa.....
Kete aku sgt kotor. Bila nk p cuci? Asik ujan jer... hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ lemas aku tgk kete aku!

Macam-macam Aznil

Program ni mmg layak menang the best talk show. Mmg lawak gila. Tetiap kali tgk, mesti akan gelak sampai cm nk pecah perot. Perghhh!!! Ilang tensen.. Believe me!

23rd July 2008

Pd aku, tarikh ni xde ape pon. Sbb, aku lupa. Harini bday my dearest fren! Seriously aku lupa. Sori shaz... Nasib baik tuan pny badan igtkan. Hehehee.....Sebab aku lupa,
1. Aku dh tukar hp. Hp baru x set bday sesape pon.
2. Aku xtulis dlm diary.

Selalu, kalo bday membe, aku mst ajk kuar sbb nk celebrate. Tp this year, bday kwn2 aku just sambot dgn ucapan je. Sbbnya, ramai dah kawen... Xleh la nk hangkot bini org kuar kan... Yg bujang je leh dihangkot kuar...

So, my wish for u:
1. Happy 25th bday...
2. Semoga panjang umo
3. Murah rezqi selalu
4. Dikurniakan kesihatan yg elok sbb ko tgh pregnant.
5. Bahagia sentiasa
6. Ditetapkan iman
7. Always be by my side.

Frankly speaking, bila shaz kawen, aku lonely.. Aku lost my best fren, even though i know that she will always be by my side. Bila dia dh kwen, masa yg ktorg abiskan bersama dh kurang. Nk call pon jarang. Just time opis hour je ktorg ber YM.. Mcm2 ktorg cite. I knew her & she knew me. In fact, dia sorg je yg kenal aku sedalam2nya. Nobody else can be like her. She is the only one that cn read my mind. Thats y she is really special to me...
Zaman belaja dlu, semua org tau. Mana ada shaz, mst ada kasya. Ke mana2 pon ktorg ber2 je.. Kalo membe lain xde pon xpe. ktorg still leh survive 2 org. Membe lain jgn terasa lak... It's a fact. everybody knew it... Kalo yg xknl ktorg, mst igt ktorg ni lesbian. Sbb ke mana2 pon sama. Tp, ktorg bukan cmtu ye. Bersukan, sama2. Memekak, sama2. Just shaz ni lebih diam dari aku. Aku lebih aktif dari shaz... Kalo org nk knl ktorg pon sng..
A : Shaz yg mana?
B : Yg selalu dgn kasya tu...
A : oooo

ataupon...

A : Kasya tu yg mana?
B : Ala... yg dgn shaz tu..
A : Shaz yg mana?
B : Ank mami yg tinggi tu...
A : oooooooooooooo..

Cmtu la pengenalan diri kita kan shaz... Sume org knl.. huhuhu.. Family kita pon knl..Dtg umah tu perkara biasa... Tp pas shaz kwen, sume cm dh stop.. ktorg still ym, just no more fon calls & msg yg kerap. biasa2 jer...

Anyway, as today is your special day, happy bday again my fren.. May Allah always bless u. Thanks for always be by my side... amik la kek ni ek... Ikhlas dari aku...

Gelap

Pagi ni, KL agak gelap. Biasa la... Kalo dh gelap, kemungkinan hujan akan turun adalah tinggi. Jadi, kebanyakan kete yg jadi hiasan kt porch umah tu, arini digunakan di atas jalan.. Byk kete arini tau! Sume susur kuar akleh jem.. selalu aku wat gak u-turn kalo byk kete sgt. Tp arini, u-turn pon xguna. Sume jalan sama je... Bila dh byk kete, sume akan berlomba2 menyelit... Suasana biasa kt KL. termasuk la aku pon menyelit sekali. Hehehehehehe... Nyaris2 aku nk langgar kete org. Sbbnya masing2 xnk bg jalan...Huhuhu... Sbnrnya, yg menambahkan kesesakan adalah pakcik polis trafik. Adeh... Lama la plak menunggu turn nk jln.. Lama betol dia bg lane bertentangan tu jln... Kami pon nk msk opis pakcik... Cian la kt kami jugak................

Menambah boncet

Pd td aku p Chow Kit. Msk pasar. Cm biasa, aku beli epal ijau. Pastu aku beli bawang besar, kentang dgn ikan bilis. rasa cm suri rumah la plakss... Berat ok benda2 ni sume. nk patah tangan aku!! Pastu msk kedai makanan. Sbnrnya, tujuan aku ke chow kit is nk beli makanan utk opis aku je. hehehehhe... biasa la...melencong... Nk beli asam, boleh pulak dh abis. ade yg byk je. Xkan nk beli. Aku bukan nk meniaga. Hehehehhehe... Walaupon aku yakin, kalo aku beli, kompom abis. Sbb aku dh ajar sume bos aku mnkn asam. Hahahahahaha... Asam xde, aku beli la biskut, yg aku yakin, sebungkus 2 je yg aku mkn. Nk wat cmne... aku kan xmkn biskut.. Sobsobsob..
Lunch hour td, aku dgn bos p Pertama Kompleks. Nk tempah uniform. Opis ni pon ade uniform. Sama cm opis lama. Bezanya, uniform cni cantek lagi dr opis lama. Hahahahhaa... Lama gak kt kedai baju. Ade la sejam... Siap ktorg promote franchise lg. Hahahhhahaha... cari lubuk menjana duit... Bila uniform dh siap, aku display ye.
Pastu lunch. AKu mmg dh lapo gile..
Bos aku gerak ke Ani Sup Utara. Ok gak. leh rasa. Ktorg mkn bihun sup. Sdp. just kuah kicap cili dia xpedas. Air lak, aku try yg aku rasa best - jus epal + oren. mmg best. dh abis semangkok bihun sup, bos aku bgn order nasik air lak. pergh! utk aku pon ade. heaven perot aku. wkakakakaka... last2 msk opis kol 3.40 ptg. sib baik dgn bos. hahahahhahahaha...

Ni la bihun sup yg ktorg mkn td... Aku amik dri website ni gmbrnya... Keadaan sbnrn pon lebih kurang cmni gak r...

Msk opis, makcik aku bg cheese tart mini. Pakcik aku mmg suka beli tart ni. Sdp gila.. cheese kan. mst la sdp.Aku penah p umah dia, aku tgk byk sgt cheese ni. So, aku pon tlg abiskan. wkakakakakkaa... xde sape nk mkn kt umah dia. so, aku tlg la.. arini makcik aku bg 2 ketol je. pon dh cukup bgs!!!!!

Ni la kueh cheese tart yg sgt sdp tu! mmg sdp sbb free. hahahahahhahaa

Kesan Zikir kepada otak manusia

Otak hanyalah aktiviti-aktiviti bio-elektrik yang melibatkan sekumpulan saraf yang dipertanggungjawabk an untuk melakukan tugas-tugas tertentu bagi membolehkan ia berfungsi dengan sempurna. Setiap hari 14 juta saraf yang membentuk otak ini berinteraksi dengan 16 juta saraf tubuh yang lain. Sem ua aktiviti yang kita lakukan dan kefahaman atau ilmu yang kita peroleh adalah natijah daripada aliran interaksi bio-elektrik yang tidak terbatas.



Oleh itu, apabila seorang itu berzikir dengan mengulangi kalimat-kalimat Al lah, seperti Subhanallah, beberapa kawasan otak yang terlibat menjadi aktif. Ini menyebabkan berlakunya satu aliran bio-elektrik di kawasan-kawasan saraf otak tersebut. Apabila zikir disebut berulang-ulang kali, aktiviti saraf ini menjadi bertambah aktif dan turut menambah tenaga bio-elektrik. Lama-kelamaan kumpulan saraf yang sangat aktif ini mempengaruhi kumpulan saraf yang lain untuk turut sama aktif. Dengan itu, otak menjadi aktif secara keseluruhan. Otak mula memahami perkara baru, melihat dari sudut perspektif berbeza dan semakin kreatif dan kritis, sedang sebelum berzikir otak tidak begini. Otak yang segar dan cergas secara tidak langsung mempengaruhi hati untuk melakukan kebaikan dan menerima kebenaran.


Hasil kajian makmal yang dilakukan terhadap subjek ini dimuatkan dalam majalah Scientific American, keluaran Disember 1993. satu kaji an yan g dilakukan di Universiti Washington dan ujian ini dilakukan melalui ujian imbasan PET yang mengukur kadar aktiviti otak manusia secara tidak sedar. Dalam kajian ini, sukarelawan diberikan satu senarai perkataan benda. Mereka dikehendaki membaca setiap perkataan tersebut satu persatu dan mengaitkan perkataan-perkataan dengan kata kerja yang berkaitan. Apabila sukarelawan melakukan tugas mereka, beberapa bahagian berbeza otak mempamerkan peningkatan aktiviti saraf, termasuk di bahagian depan otak dan korteks.


Menariknya, apabila sukarelawan ini mengulangi senarai perkata an yan g sama berulang-ulang kali, aktiviti saraf otak merebak pada kawasan lain dan mengaktifkan kawasan saraf lain. Apabila senarai perkataan baru diberikan kepada mereka, aktiviti saraf kembali meningkat di kawasan pertama. Ini sekali gus membuktikan secara saintifik bahawa perkata an yan g diulang-ulang seperti perbuatan berzikir, terbukti meningkatkan kecergasan otak dan menambah kemampuannya.


Oleh itu, saudara-saudara ku seIslam, ketika saintis Barat baru menemui mukjizat ini, kita umat terpilih ini telah lama mengamalkannya dan menerima manfaatnya. Malang bagi mereka yang masih memandang enteng kepentingan berzikir dan mengabaikannya.



Ihsan:
http://www.al- zuhaily.blogspot .com/

COKE

#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.


#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous China .


#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.


#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.


#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.


#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.


#8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!






Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? or Coke?

Undangan walimatul urus

Harini aku dpt 2 undangan walimatul urus 16 & 17 Ogos ni. Seronok dpt undangan. yg xbestnya, 16hb kt bangi, 17hb kt perak. Adoi!! Cmne nk wat ni? 16hb kwn sekolah aku - Najwa Salwana. 17hb membe matrix aku yg senget, yg bernama Nurul Assyura. Cmne nk wat ni?????
Kalo nk kira wajib, 2-2 wajib p sbb diorg jempot. mslhnya, cmne nk bahagikan diri ku ini? Adeh... bg solution, plzzzzz............

Twister

Smlm, nenek aku xmsk tau. Hampeh tol! Dia msk pulut. nk mkn dgn durian. mana la aku leh makan pulot2 nih.. kang xpsl2 demam. DIa saje je. dia tau aku xmkn, tp sbb dia nk mkn, dia wat jugak. Dh tghari, aku lapo. Tp nasik xde. aku lak mls nk msk. Bdn dh rasa smcm sbb xmkn lg. Aku tgk tv, ade iklan KFC, twister... cm sdp. so, ape lg. Keputusannya, my lunch is KFC. hahahahhaahhaa... Dari umah, aku nk makan twister.
Smpai KFC, aku order snack plate, dgn twister. hahahahahaa.. Berkobar2 tau nk mkn. mmg rasa kompom leh abiskan sume.. Balik umah, benda memula aku mkn, snack plate, which consist of ayam 2 ketol. pastu dh kenyang. alamak2 bila aku nk makan twister aku nih??? tp aku wat bodo je. kompom aku xnk bg kt sesape pon twister aku nih! Anis pon beli twister gak. yg 1 set tu. dpt radio yg bentok cm ipod tu. tp kejap je dh rosak. Dasar tangan pemusnah!
Pas asar aku gosok baju.. smpai pukol 7. pastu br makan twister aku tu. Tp mmg kenyang gila. pas mkn br rasa cm aku dera perot aku. ye ke?hehehheheheehe... Pd aku, rasa biasa je twister ni. xde ape yg istimewa pon. tp roti dia sedap... lembut je... maybe sbb aku mkn lambat. so, dh xde rasa enak. Cis!

Penerima ke5

Kalo sesiapa yg mcm org dlm umah aku yg mengikuti Astro Oasis Jemputan Umrah, mst dh tau sapa penerima ke 5. yg skrg ni la... Penerima bertuah ni, penyertaan dia dihantar oleh kakak & adiknya, yg nk sgt tgk dia berubah. Aku salute kakak dgn adik dia, memula pelik gak. Apsal nk bg kt org lain. Rugi woo... bukan sng nk dpt. Rupanya, nk bg kt Anas Effendy dgn harapan , supaya Anas ni berubah, jd baik, x amik dadah dah... terharu seh! Start dari 13 julai, cite psl siapa Anas effendi.. Sume org cam dh putus harap nk suh dia bertaubat. Sbb asik kuar msk pusat serenti je. Sampaikan ayah dia meninggal pon dia xsempat jumpa. (mcm pernah ku lihat situasi ini. Tp di mana ya???))) harapan ayh dia, sblm meninggal mmg nk bwk anas ke mekah. Tp hasrat x kesampaian. So, mak dia susah payah cari rezki, kumpol duit dgn mandikan jenazah, niat nk bwk ans ke mekah. Betolla Allah kata, kalo kita nk buat baik, insyaallah, akan ada lorongnya. Jgn risau. Yg penting, kita kena usaha. Jgn sekadar berharap semata2...

Smlm cite permulaan perjalanan Anas dgn mak dia nk ke tanah suci. Msh di malaysia. Uruskan segala2 yg berkaitan...aku salute dgnn astro sbb bg kesempatan utk anas ikuti short program dgn Rumah Pengasih. Sekurang2nya, program ni leh bg dia kekuatan nk overcome ketagihan dia. Dok kt tanah suci, cmne nk dpt drugs? Hope dia leh overcome..

Dgr cite dari sume org yg bersangkutan dgn Anas, bukan sng nk overcome ketagihan dadah ni. Mental kena kuat, sokongan kena hebat. Pd aku, masyarakat pon mainkan peranan. Bayangkan, sorg bekas penagih, dh bertaubat. Mcm mana nk kembali dlm masyarakat yg sgt sensitif ni?? Bukan sng utk diterima kembali. Mcmmana buat baik pon, still akan ada pandangan –ve masyarakat. Kalopon xbyk, sikit mst ada.. kdg2 kesian. Tp xtau mcm mana nk buat... Aku cm leh fhm benda ni sbb kt area umah aku ni pon ramai drug addicts. Cth plg dekat, dpn umah aku. Mmg asik kuar msk pusat serenti.. tp ni mslh diri sendiri. Kalo dia x da, kawasan umah aku aman je. Kalo dia ada, ade je umah yg kena masuk pencuri. Aku xkata dia yg buat sbb aku sendiri xnmpk. Tp.... Lu pikir la sendiri...

Akademi Nasyid

After 5 weeks Akademi Nasyid ni aired, aku bru ade chance nk tgk. Selama ni aku dgr je anis cite.. maklom la, Sbtu mlm kan aku bz. Ade hal.. sbb tu xdpt tgk. Sbtu lps aku leh tgk. Tu pon aku kena rush dri Jln Ipoh. Sbbnya, mak main psiko dgn aku. Dia nk jugak p umah Tok Ndak, wlaupon aku kata “tgh bulan ni, mak....” tepaksa. Dia nk gak p umah tok ndak. So, ptg sabtu p jugak... pas mgrb, aku dh bgn nk balik walaupon mak baru nk start ngumpat dgn tok ndak. Aku xpedulik! Smpai umah, tpt kol 830 mlm... on time!

Aku suka nasyid. Rsa rugi gak kalo xdpt tgk.. stlh aku tgk, rasanya ramai gak ade bakat. Tp bukan semua. Nasyid ni, bukan sume org leh bawak. Dia ade 1 range suara yg mmg sesuai... plg sesuai bwk, budak2 sekolah agama la. Huhuhuhu..

Antara ramai peserta, plg aku tertarik kt Azhan. Smpai rasa cm nk vote. Tp rasa je la... aku x vote pon. Hehehehehehe.... suara dia bgs. Mmg boleh bernasyid dgn baik. Aku sokong gak bila 1 of the jury said that “kalo awk ade album, sy akan beli.” Aku pon sama. Hehehehehehe....

Aku tgk akademi nasyid, cm same format dgn gang starz. Maybe sbb dianjurkan oleh stesen tv yg bernaung di bawah parents yg sama kot.. apa2 pon, program cmni mmg bgs la.. jgn terlalu mengagungkan budaya barat smpai mengabaikan agama yg patot kita junjung.. Malaysia kan negara Islam, so, pttnya, byk la program agama, melebihi program lain2.. Aku xkata salah, sbb kt Mekah sekalipon, tv nya ade siarkan program barat.. cite industan dialih bahasa ke bahasa arab... just, harapnya, pelakon2 kt malysia ni sedar la diorg ni beragama islam... ada batas yg ptt dipatuhi, bukan menjadi kebaratan sbb terlalu mengejar kemajuan...

Adik yg sengal!!!!

Bengangnya aku dgn makhlok bernama emi! Skang ni, dia wat umah aku jd port dia melepak dgn kwn2 dia. Start kol 9 ke atas, dpn umah aku penoh dgn kwn2 dia. Moto besepah, kete pon ade. Cis! Bila ditegor, jwpn dia sng je, dh xbg lepak umah org, emi ajk r diorg dtg lepak kt cni. Rasa nk sekeh je. Tp aku dh mls nk amik tau psl dia. Lantak la. Selagi korg x memekak smpai mengganggu masa tdo aku, xpe. Kalo terganggu siap la! Kompom aku halau sume sekali!

Brownies

Bos aku bg brownies... Sdp. aku tgh makan ni... Kalo sesape nk order, leh order through aku...
Harga leh tanya aku ye... Huhuhu... Pecaya la ckp aku. Sekali mkn, nk mkn lg. Addicted! Sgt Sdp, ok!

New series

Kt 8tv, ada cite baru, Dirty Sexy Money. best citenye, ep 1st sabtu lps. feel free to watch,ya!
Sabtu, 10.30pm @ 8tv

pelakonnya...

Pretzel

Sejak zaman aku belaja, shaz selalu cite, "kasya, smlm abg aku beli pretzel. sdp..." aku pon pelik. ape benda la pretzel tu...Pastu shaz pon bgtau la ape benda yg dia mkn tu..oooo. maka aku pon berazam nk makan jugak. Malangnya, stp kali aku p KLCC, mst aku xbeli benda tu. aku mkn benda lain. Kebetulan lak anis skang keje kt klcc, so, smlm aku pon suh la dia belikan aku benda bernama pretzel itu... pendapat aku - boleh laa kalo nk makan... xde la sdp sgt pon Pn. shaz oi! Aku ckp cmtu maybe sbb aku ni x bape suka bun..anis beli 4 bijik. smpai pg td, aku bfast pretzel. nk muntah pon ade. mcm manapon, aku tetap lapo. so, aku beli nasik lemak. lgpon mmg dh set dlm kepala, pg ni nk mkn nasik lemak. hahahahahahhaha....

Plastiknya...

Pretzelnya...with caramel

How to save budget? (Really good advice)

Oleh kerana harga minyak naik sekaligus akan menaikkan juga harga yang lain2, berikut adalah cara2 nak saving dengan mengubah cara hidup anda spt yg dipromotekan oleh kerajaan. "Ubah cara hidup anda (lifestyle)"

Part A (Kenderaan)
1) Yg Macho naik keta CC besar boleh tukar ke keta cc kecil (kancil etc)
2) Yg naik kancil tu leh tukar ke naik moto
3) Yg naik moto tu boleh tukar ke naik beskal
4) Yg naik beskal tu boleh tukar ke jalan kaki
5) Yg jalan kaki tu boleh tukar ke tumpang orang (jiran - kawan)
6) Yg asyik tumpang orang tu kalau tak tahan malu boleh beli keta. Lagi besar CC lagik macho. Sila rujuk nombor 1

Part B (Elektrik)
1) Jgn bayar bil anda.. biar diorang potong.. so tak payah la bayar lagi lepas tu.
2) Jual je semua barang elektrik anda (TV, radio, dvd player etc). Tak de peluang dan alasan utk anda nak pakai elektrik.
3) Pakai lilin atau unggun api untuk menerangi malam anda. Ini adalah bagus untuk mengeratkan hubungan keluarga terutama suami isteri hehehe
4) Kalau perlukan lampu juga anda boleh gunakan lampu beskal anda.Apa lagi mau lampu kayuh dan onkan dynamo beskal tuh. Kalau andabijak mungkin anda boleh suruh hamster anda berlari mengelilingi roda yg dilengkapi dynamo. Tidak pasti pula kalau hamster anda pandai mengayuh beskal.
5) Buat aktiviti malam (bukan yg sulit2) anda di tempat awam. Tempat ni lampu dia terang macam lampu stadium. Sebagai contoh anda nak lipat kain di waktu malam. Bawak je bundut kain anda ke Dataran Masjid Putrajaya dan lipat di situ. (Utk orang putrajaya je la)
6) Handphone anda kehabisan bateri? Jgn risau ..recharge je hp atau barang2 elektrik anda kat opis atau di tempat2 awam yg ada soket elektrik (hospital, balai raya, Pejabat YB) haha keraja*n akan tolong bayarkan bil elektrik untuk anda (Utk Anual nie). Hehe bijak bukan?
7) Nak tengok TV? tgk je kat rumah jiran atau restoran/warung yg berdekatan. Tapi order la air suam atau teh O utk cover macho anda.

Part C (Makanan)
1) Tanam tanaman yg boleh dimakan disekeliling rumah anda. *Nota - tanam orang mati tidak akan membuahkan hasil maksima.
2) Gunakan dapur kayu api atau dapur minyak tanah untuk memasak. Makan mentah pon ok gak kalau lalu.
3) Kalau selalu makan beras siam tu cuba try ubi kayu plak. Ni tanam sekeliling rumah la.
4) Schedule appointment meeting di pejabat anda. Includekan makan2 atau jamuan. Tak de jamuan jgn pergi..
5) Malam jumaat jgn lupa baca yasin kat msjid/surau. Kalau ada tahlil atau doa selamat mesti ada paling koman nasik lemak bungkus atau pisang.
6) Kalau VIP/ YB kawasan anda buat open house. Jgn lupa bawak tupperware atau mangkuk tingkat dan tapau sebanyak mungkin. Secara tidak langsung akan tersampailah mesej "rakyat berjimat cermat dan ubah cara hidup" kepada VIP/YB anda.
7) Makan je nasik lemak RM1 setiap hari. Kalau satu hari pagi,tghhari dgn malam baru RM3. Kalau setahun 365 X 3 baru RM1095 Wuiii save gileerr.......


Mampos!

Debat..

Semalam aku tdo lmbt. Mcm org lain, aku mmg menantikan nk tgk debat antara Menteri penerangan dengan Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim. Aku yakin, smlm mst rating media prima melambung2. Sbb dengan bangganya menyiarkan debat antara Anwar & kerajaan..

vs

Antara sebabnya aku sgt menantikan,
1. Aku dh lama xdgr suara Anwar
2. Aku nk dgr hujah pasal harga minyak
3. Anwar ensem. hahahahahaaha


Aku tgk ulangan pny. bukan live. sbb aku nk tgk Sindarela. So, masa sindarela iklan, aku tgk debat.
Personally, aku byk nmpk personal attack. Xde hujah kukuh pon dari pihak kerajaan. Anwar msh macam dulu. msh hebat mempertahankan hujah. Aku sbnrnya xphm, kenapa Menteri Penerangan yg dipertanggungjawabkan menjadi pendebat. Mungkin, jawatannya sebagai menteri penerangan kot, so, kena terangkan kt semua org. Personally, aku rasa, yg setanding nk berdebat dgn Anwar is Mahathir. Aku rasa la... Org lain xtau ye..


Pada aku, nmpk cm Anwar je yg bg hujah. Opponent xde any defend pon. What happened????Actually, byk benda yg menteri leh cakp. I'm expecting many things. Kalo kena caranya, Anwar pon leh kalah. Tp, sbb hujah sgt lemah & diulang byk kali, jd no point...
Teringat lak kenyataan Menteri Penerangan. Kalo kalah berdebat, akan letak jawatan. So, amcm skang? Aku xpasti semalam tu dikira kalah ke menang... Keputusannya kabur. Lgpon, sapa yg akan menentukan??
Apa2 pon, aku hope, this kind of debate akan selalu ada. Berguna untuk semua pihak. x kesah la sapa pon. kalo menteri dgn menteri pon ok. Br rakyat tau what exactly happen. Terubat rindu aku nk tgk anwar berdebat. aku mmg kagum dgn dia dari dulu. Selain dia, of coz Mahathir pon aku kagom. Pemikiran diorg ni meluas. x terbatas. Pemimpin cmni la kita nak. Just yg aku pelik, bila aku tekan info, duration debat 1 jam stgh. Tp, debatenya sejam je... kenapa ek???
Byk soalan utk difikirkan... Huhuhuhuhu....

Mood swing

This week, i am experiencing my mood swinging. Asik nk merajok je, kan, pakcik??? Kesian pakcik. Sori ek... Nasib baik pakcik sabar. Huhuhu... Finally, report yg aku bertongkos lomos buat for the past 2 weeks, siap jugak smlm. Aku msk kete nk balik umah kol 8 malam. Sgt bersunggoh2 aku ini! Huhuhuhu.... Aku p binding, tp lupa nk fotostat. dh sampai umah br igt. Apa daa... Aku igt nk tgk balik repot ni, tp xlarat dah... Baik tdo je.. Pnt otak aku!

Completed!!!

Finally, at 6.40 pm, we completed our report. Together will all comments, but without recommendation. forgot maaa!!!!!!

Aku sgt benganggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smlm aku dok godek2 internet. tetibe ade la 1 makhlok Allah ni. anta 1 web add. suh melawat. aku pon sgt pandai. so, direct click. lepas je aku click, pc aku pon dijangkiti oleh pelbagai spyware!!! bangang gile! last aku wat virus scan smlm, ade la beribu2 cookies! kalo leh makan, xpe gak. ni menghancuskan syst aku je! marah tol aku! tp aku xtunggu full scan. aku stop, then berangkat pulang.
Pg ni aku try bukak my blog. my gosh!!! cannot open. my email & password did not match! what the heck!!!!! aku mmg menyumpah those virus. mcm2 aku try. i love my blog. kalo xleh bukak, abis la aku. mcm2 aku wat dlm blog ni! cm biasa, aku try godek2 lg. finally, i found out that i entered wrong password! mmg bongok, ok! slps tersedar dari kesengalan, i got back the license to enter my blog. thank goodness!!!!!
Today, i'll be in Anjung. trying to produce a report for them about last weekends' concert. i made a deal with kak Ina @ 9 am, but until now, (FYI: nearly 10 am) she's still not here. so, i have to be extra patient today... pray for my pationate, ya!

Masalah tido

Ape maksud masalah tido?maksudnya, xleh tdo. aku ade mslh tdo. tp bukan xleh tdo. mslh tdo aku is, letak kepala je, terus ke kayangan. sgt penat ke aku ni??? org yg anta msg kt aku mst bengang. kol 930 dh lelap. hampeh gile! antara penyumbang mslh aku ni, sbb mak skang ni tengok tilawah Quran. adeh.... aku mls nk tgk. naik ats, baring2. tetibe, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... bgn lak kalo kol 530 pg, xpe la jugak. ni kol 645 pon mata xleh nk bukak lg. nsb baik la aku ade jam loceng bergerak. hahhahahahahaha... smpai opis, ngantok lg. sungguh melampau!

Gmbr dlm henponku...

Aku xtau nk kate aku ni sengal ke ape ke... aku dok godek2 henpon pg td..buang2 gambar..aku igt dh save. upenye, sume gone... adeh... abeh sume gmbor dlm henpon aku. so, skang, yg ade dlm henpon, lagu je...gmbo xde...so sadd...

Wish

Pg ni aku kuar umah lambat sket... kete 1st aku nmpk, Wish. aku dh trauma dah. Pg ni je, aku nmpk wish 4 bijik..... Arghhh.. Petanda ke, kebetulan???? pastu ms turn highway, kete dpn aku ade sticker. sticker tu tulis - Sukhoi. siap ade lambang TUDM lg... arrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Ape motif aku berkata2????????

Sesape yg xknl wish, ni la wish... hehheeheheehe...

Zihah @ Sg Merab

Pg ahad ni aku bgn awl walaupon aku tdo lambat. kol 9 pg dh bgn, mandi, pastu trus p Menara sbb aku teringat something. setengah jam, aku balik umah balik... tlg kemas bilik sekretariat yg dh cm tongkang pecah tu... sebok je nk tlg kemas. sdgkan bilik aku pon sama cm tongkang pecah. semak aku menengoknya. Cis!
Blk umah igt nk tdo. tp mmg xleh. pnt aku paksa mata nk tdo. Hampeh tol! Last2 bgn, bfast, tgk tv. Pas zhr siap2 nk p kenduri zihah dgn salwa & nabilah. umah kendurinya kt Sg Merab. ktorg ni nama je sek kt kajang. tp xtau jalan nk ke sg merab. hahahahaha... tp, kamikaze je.. nsb baik smpai... jumpa lak dgn zah. bgs! reunion.. makanan dia mmg best. xrugi aku p...
aku ni mulut sukti berkata2 je. smpai umah zihah, aku nmpk bapak dia, xnmpk mak dia. aku pon dgn konpiden tanya kt adik dia,

aku : mak mana?
adik zihah : mak xde

ooo.. ktorg xphm ape maksudnya. pandai2 wat mcm2 andaian. sampai la zihah dtg. tny lg. upenya, mak dia dh meninggal.. terkejot ktorg. sume diam. br 100 hari mak dia xde. meninggal sbb skt jantong. Allah! berkaca2 mata mek tu nk cite. sian dia... mmg maap sgt. sbb ktorg xtau. upenye ramai xstuju wat kenduri ni. tp pd aku, proceed je la... yg dh pegi, dh selamat. kita yg idop ni, teruskan je la...

lps makan sdp & banyak (aku amik banyak sbb makanan dia sedap), ktorg pon blah la... dh kenyang kan... hehhhhehehee... otw salwa belanja chicken wings. best2...

sampai umah pon dh kol 6 ptg.. lepak jap br solat asar. pas mgrb, tdo. burn lg isyak aku... sungguh byk dosaku ini! adehhh....

kami yg kekenyangan...

Concert day...

Finally, the concert day. Pg2 lg ktorg dh ade kt Menara. Tp as usual, ade je yg dtg lambat. Aku memula p, pakai tshirt biasa kaler merah. T-shirt crew mmg kaler merah. Amik tshirt crew kt opis, igt nk tukar kt sana la… tp, sampai2 je, dh start wat keje. Nk brief budak2 aku lg, last2, smpai petang aku pakai tshirt tu, xtukar pon. Tp xde sapa perasan. Sbb kaler sama… frankly speaking, ktog xcukup crew. So, sape2 yg xde keje mmg kena tarik p merata. Even budak2 aku pon ramai yg kena tarik. Hangin je aku tgk budak2 aku kurang. Tp nk ckp ape, kena la phm, xcukup org…

Arini mmg ramai yg berator nk beli tiket. Xcukup tangan ktorg. Dh ramai2, walaupon sume amik langkah berjaga2, kompom akan ade problem… xpe la. Aku sanggop bare the cost. Budak2 aku kan, aku la kena liable…

Cuma yg aku nk komen sikit, psl crowd yg dtg. Mostly, melayu. Budak2, teenagers… mlm tu mmg ramai gila budak2 pompuan pakai suar pendek. Mak bapak diorg xmrh ke? Aku lak yg risau. Yg pakai suar pendek 1 hal. Yg merokok 1 hal. Aku jd sedih lak tgk cmtu… aku xkata aku baik. Mmg aku mengaku, sbb sgt sebok, aku terburn solat Zohor. Tp lain2 waktu, aku p solat gak. Bz pon aku tinggal je… Aku xmkn lunch & dinner. xlalu sbb penat. Tp last2 makan kebab gak. Tu pon sbb dh ade org beli. Kalo x, aku minum air je la… ape2 pon, aku rasa nk tecabot kaki aku sbb jalan merata2..

Pas magrb aku amik kesempatan naik menara. free,kan. Naik la. bila lg nk naik...Pd aku, xde ape yg menarik. dpt tgk KL je la... aku naik sat je. pastu turun... Utk pelancong maybe akan kagum. Tp aku bukan pelancong, so, xkagum la... hehehehehhehe...

Konsert abis kol 2 pg.. ktorg balik kol 4 pg. 430 pg smpai umah, aku solat isyak, br tdo. Pastu burn lak solat Suboh, bgn kol 9. Mmg nk kena panah petir aku ni… hahhahahahaha… zzzzzzzz…

Budak2 kt kaunter tiket. ni time tghari...

Malam lak...

Fatin... nsb baik ko ade. kalo x, tau la ape jd... Thank a lot...

Nida... ko pon byk tolong. mmg berhempas pulas... Thankss...

Kak Ati dari Menara KL yg mmg dh byk tlg ktorg... Thanks kak!

mamat yg wat aku ilang suara sbb gelak melampau!!!!!!!!

Pemandangan KLCC dari Menara KL...

Promoting Malaysia

Jumaat aku cuti. Bukan saja2 tp sbb nk tolong membe. So, pg2 jumaat aku dh lepak kt Menara KL. Monitor budak2 jual tiket. Okla jugak dok kt menara kl tu, xsangka lak ramai pelancong. Mcm2 warna kulit ade. Sekurang2nya, aku bangga la jugak jd rakyat malaysia bila tgk ramai pelancong ni.. menara KL pon bgs. Dlm sehari, ade 2 kali persembahan kebudayaan. Pg sekali, ptg sekali. Memperkenalkan budaya malaysia kpd pelancong.

Persembahan kebudayaan dari Menara KL

Persembahan kebudayaan dari Menara KL

Mamat depan ni melayu. tp bdn dia sgt lembut menari tarian india...

Budak2 jual tiket yg jd bosan...

Yg ptg pny persembahan, ade tambahan sket. Ada persembahan jemputan dari budak2 dari Sumatera Barat. Promoting their culture too. Great performance. Aku pon dh jd cm pelancong.. Sebok amik gambar..hehehehehehehe...
Diorg ni ade wat persembahan tarian piring. xpsal2 piring jatoh & pecah.. nasib baik budak tu pandai cover. heheheheehee... kalo aku, mst dh terbang sume step..

Antara penarinya...

sgt comel...

Kaunter tiket ktorg bukak sgt dekat dgn information counter. So, ramai gak la pelancong yg dtg tny mcm2 soalan.. rehat je kakak yg jaga kaunter info tu. Sbb ade ktorg yg leh tolong jwb kan…ceh!!
Aku dok kt sana sampai kol 2 pg. mcm2 nk diuruskan.. Nk kuar, aku lupa nk validate my parking ticket. kebetulan lak supervisor menara KL dh balik. Smapai kt kaunter kuar, dia tgk tiket, kena byr RM31. gila. terbeliak aku dgr. Puas gak aku negotiate. mcm2 la kata. tetap xnk bg. nsb baik belakang aku ade cameraman ktorg. dia pon sama cm aku gak. bincang2, last2 dia bg rm10. pon xnk gak. Sebab kalo validate the ticket, RM5 je... bincang lg. last2, br dia bg rm5. Sgt hampeh!

All time peberet....

Makanan peberet aku dari sekolah menengah sampai skang....

KL indie Fest 08

Attention to all Indie lovers, ada 1 carnival called KL indie Fest, dari 3-5 July 2008 @Menara KL. Ada art carnival, booths open 10 am to 6 pm, mcm2 ada... 5 July is the concert day from 12pm till 11 pm, kena bayar RM25, nnt dpt mineral water + sticker + entry to KL Tower Viewing Deck.Tiket leh beli dari 3-5 July kt Menara KL...
ramai Indie band akan dtg, byk yg aku xpenah dgr nama dia. heheehheeh... maklom laa... bukan minat indie pon.. more info, log on to www.klindiefest.com @ www.myspace.com/klindiefest2008..
Yg minat indie, meh la dtg ye, tiket murah jer... 25 hengget je...